Sunday, April 02, 2006

Wrestlemania Preview

I think I should just sneak this in before the big PPV. I've got mine booked, and should watch half of it live, and the other half tomorrow.

Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle : Wrestling will be the winner. Or not. Errr, Candice probably.

The Boogeyman vs. Booker T & Sharmell Huffman : I think it is likely The Boogeyman goes over here, and that this feud continues. I can't wait.

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James (WWE Women's Title): Everything bar the wrestling in this feud has been very worthy. Maybe we can change that here. I'm hoping for Mickie James to do something descipable here to win.

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters (WWE Tag Team Titles): I reckon Masters and Carlito just need the win more.

Chris Benoit vs. John B. Layfield (United States Title): Benoit would be the logical choice, but it is JBL, a man who brown-noses Vince McMahon so much he went back in time to his very conception, and altered his own DNA whilst in the womb so that he looked more like Vince. JBL to win.

Mick Foley vs. Edge (Hardcore Match): My sleeper match of the night. I think Edge will work his butt off to make this look a million dollars. It could be his big breakout moment if he manages it. Edge to win, having been through hell.

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry (Casket Match): If Mark Henry wins this, I will shave his initials into my hairy arse and post a picture.

Bobby Lashley vs. Fit Finlay vs. Matt Hardy vs. Ric Flair vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Shelton Benjamin (Ladder Match): The money in the bank match. Too many people here, should have been 3-way at most. I'm predicting Flair here against most logic.

Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon (No Holds Barred): I'm going to make a really mealy-mouthed prediction here, and suggest that Vince may actually get injured here, some sort of muscle-pull or leg injury. He doesn't have a place in such a match these days, his spot could earily go to someone else doing his bidding. I think Shawn has to win here. And I also predict no Bret Hart. And hope massively I am right.

Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio (Smackdown World Title): Could be an incredible match if we are lucky. Heart says Rey winning for Eddie, which would be wonderful. However the head says Randy Orton, I think she has been set up for this.

John Cena vs. Triple H (WWE Heavyweight Title): I'm almost as sure about this as I am the Undertaker. Cena hasn't set the world alight as champion. Reports from the Hall of Fame yesterday suggest he was booed to an incredible degree. HHH to win. HOWEVER, I am standing by my prediction that Flair uses the money in the bank win right now, and wins the title. Just a little hunch I have.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Can I add mine and see who's closer?

Torrie vs Candice Pillow fight
You are right. Wrestling & vaseline on the lens porn mag makers to be the winners.

Boogey vs Booker

Boogey within 5 mins, for no more than to continue him onwards on his monster (pun intended) push

Trish vs Mickey James

Mickey in a match that will make the Women's division lively again

Big Show/Kane vs Carlito/Masters

Usual big guy domination, then Carlito pulling out of the bag for the NEW tag team champs

Benoit vs JBL

JBL cleanly to show he is still main event standard. However, Benoit gets another shot at the World title by Survivor Series

Mick Foley vs Edge

Mick Foley, for no more than to create that Wrestlemania moment with Mrs Foley's baby boy

Undetaker vs Sexual Chocolate

Undertaker to win & Sexual Chocolate being burned alive inside the coffin, so they he never comes back.
(we can but dream)

MITB2

Sorry Flotsky, I'm going for RVD.

HBK vs Vince

Vince. And although I said otherwise, no Bret Hart. From the footage, I've saw he looked incredibly shaky at the Hall of Fame

Angle vs Rey vs Orton

Let the Eddie tribute begin. Rey will win the belt by pinning Angle. Will lose it to Orton by ooh Summerslam

Cena vs HHH

HHH. The squash match to equal all squash matches. Cena will not have a chance